september 25- mistake

My worst mistake would probably be getting in a  certain fight. Now this wasn't all that much of a problem in itself had I not done it near the end of the year during finals week. It happened in 8th grade and I had a conflict with another guy in the locker room after PE. I was given a 2 week suspension... with one and a half weeks left in school. I literally was counted as failing all my finals and thus failed all of my classes after working all year to keep straight B's and A's. At the end of my middle school career I had my only conflict whatsoever and I got screwed over by it.

september 23- dragon fruit

Pitaya or "Dragon fruit" is a fruit native to Southern America but is grown in mass in in East Asian and Southeast Asian countries such as Cambodia, Thailand, Taiwan, Malaysia, Vietnam, Sri Lanka, the Philippines, Indonesia and more recently Bangladesh. They are also found in Okinawa, Hawaii, Israel, northern Australia, southern China and in Cyprus. Pitaya is generally eaten in those places as well. But it can still be acquired in the states. It has a texture much like that of a kiwi but is often called bland with a touch of sweetness much like that of a melon.

HINT: Click on the picture.

september 17- alphabet soup

A specter is haunting Europe. But no one in America cares because that is Europe. Czechoslovakia might care but that's their prerogative. Does anyone know if Poland cares? Eh not really. For Christ's sake this is a boring entry. God I bet no one else is making one even nearly this boring. Hell, this topic is just difficult to write on. I mean lets be real here. Just because this class is creative writing doesn't mean everything is going to be creative. Kids take note, not every project will get the same quality level. Lets use this as an example. My story about Picasso was alright but this simply pales in comparison. Now don't try to tell me that I'm not creative I am just not all that motivated to do so. Other people may have a better time but I'm just not in that category. People are different you know? Question; what makes us all different? Really what defines us and thus makes us different is our experiences. So next time some one says we are all equal tell them that such a statement isn't all that true. They will definitely call you racist, sexist etcetera, etcetera the list goes on for ever. Understand this though, those who instantly jump to conclusions and begin labeling are weak minded peasants who see not the larger truth but only that which is directly in front of them. Vendettas have been held for those who speak the difficult truth and it is just a matter of time until these ignorant keepers of the vendetta realize the wrong in their logic. While this seems like it would solve the problem these people may wish to pursue their previous logic in hopes of not looking foolish. X-rays were an example of such foolishness, people thought they were evil and showed death. Zero people believe this today.

september 16- the spoon's perspective

It was terrible. I was just sitting in the drawer with my friends when suddenly one of them grabbed me and few other utensils and put us out on a table. Then they put out plates and bowls of steaming hot substances. Then they sat down and shoved us into these hot substances, head first. Then the horror began, we were then put in and out of their mouths without cease just for the purpose of maiming us and showing us how low we are. Then they took us and washed us with hot water to try and compensate for this cruel act. I am here now in a broken steam room for compensation. This steam room is so dark and there is liquid water being blasted at me.

september 15- what the deuce?

In Marc Chagall's painting there is a lot of crazy stuff going down. First of all there are a bunch of random animals doing even more abstract actions all around what looks like a woman in a wedding gown with red on it. Around her there is a goat playing a violin, a couple dudes doing absolutely noting and then some one holding her head. This is art.

september 11- "pumped up kicks"

How does one begin to explain the shocking resemblance of a school shooting that this song possesses?  All the kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run, out run my gun.

I'm just going to leave it at that.

my creative writing teacher... lol

i.e.; "Ask your kids..."
    -Wall-e film study assignment in a high school class

september 9- Hugo review

Hugo is a movie about a boy who maintains the clock within a train station and has done so for years. While doing this task Hugo has been trying to assemble a steam-punk style robot that's whole purpose is to draw a picture. Hugo's father started this project after finding the robot in a museum. Sadly his father is killed in a museum fire and Hugo is sent to help his uncle to work the clock. Hugo's uncle dies and Hugo is left to maintain the clocks of the train station by himself. Hugo does not know how to receive the money earned by his fathers business so Hugo has to steal food to survive. Unfortunately in the station the guard there doesn't like him very much and often has to chase him around. This is Hugo.

september 8- America, fairyville...?

 

Jefferson woke up after a few centuries of sleep to find that his once green lush home had now changed to in habit humans, advanced humans at that. Jefferson was puzzled, how could such a home as his be devastated as it had? Suddenly one human, a child, grabbed our confused friend Jefferson and threw him in a glass container. This was very startling because as Jefferson recalled children don't usually take prisoners like this. Jefferson figured that this situation was not in the least bit comfortable so he tried to break open his container. He summoned the most powerful spell his little mind could bring to life and threw it at the wall of the container. Nothing. Jefferson was shocked, how could such a container resist a spell of such caliber? The child on the other hand saw this and couldn't believe his eyes. He quickly grabbed the container and ran inside his dwelling, as Jefferson assumed, and to his parents. His parents didn't seem the least bit interested they merely continued to talk to what looked like pieces of stone. The child soon gave up on getting their attention and ran to a higher level of the dwelling and ,with great force, shut a door to his room. Then the child made his biggest mistake, he opened the container. Jefferson saw this opportunity to escape and flew towards a perfect square hole in the wall. Jefferson went through what felt like a strong spider web and was free. It was exciting at first to be free but then Jefferson realized that this new world is nothing like what he was used to. There were forests but they were all held captive behind wooden walls. Jefferson was terribly confused but he didn't have much time to think because the child took Jefferson and gave him to a cat. Jefferson felt his wings torn from his body and let out a scream. He summoned a fire spell and sent a ball of fire at this terrible creature. The cat caught fire but only seconds later the boy had the cat extinguished. This time there was no mercy in the attack and Jefferson was bit in half.

september 5- king tut

King tut was just hanging out in his palace when suddenly some aliens from space showed up. They took a tour above Egypt in a small ship then grabbed tut, tossed him in another ship and flew away.  Poor tut didn't know what hit him, he thought that they were gods of some sort so he praised them in Egypt. Tut them died of chemicals he was exposed to.

 

september 4- historical accuracy

Alien spotted on Empire state building!

April 16 1932

 

Atop the newly constructed Empire state building, two men were cleaning the windows and thought they saw something that looked like an alien. They cried out to someone in the building but when they looked away they suddenly had no recollection of what the commotion was about. Charles Dalton, a man who works in the building, was watching them from inside the building. He describes them as being frantic but then suddenly confused. Charles mentioned it was like they had forgotten what they saw...They then turned back to the roof and again had the same look of terror strewn on their face. The workers tried to yell to Charles inside and, like clockwork, they just simply forgot whatever they saw. The CIA says that because of how high up the men were and the chemicals used to clean the windows they could be delirious due to lack of oxygen and surplus other gasses. Memory loss and hallucinations are a common side effect of this line of work. But is it possible that these men were having no hallucinations at all? Since this incident both men have not been reported missing by their families but that report can no longer be found. Some think that they have been taken for interrogation on what they saw or abducted by said aliens. The executive officer of national defense has released his statement declaring that this is "nothing more than cleaning chemicals and altitude." This statement is in question though since any photographers trying to photograph the scene have been denied access to the roof.

 

BREAKING NEWS

One of our own reporters gained access to the roof and captured this picture of what seems to be a police box from downtown on the roof of the building. The box has no markings of being brought up by force and is far too large to have been moved through the building. Our reporter did find something but he just can't remember exactly what it was. He just remembered running away for some reason. . Amongst that our reporter also mentioned seeing officials known as the acu everywhere in the building sections that have been quarantined off. 

 

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