august 29- two moons

After surfacing, the team was puzzled but at the same time fascinated. After a 20 minute argument they concluded that somehow they had gone from earth to some other planet. But how? Did some sort of wormhole open up while they were under water? That was the only logical explanation. Suddenly a highly damaged civilian boat floated up next to them. Apparently they had been out sailing and suddenly were sucked under water. Everyone passed out and when they woke up their boat was almost destroyed but no one remembered how they got to this strange new place. All they knew was that it was not earth. The team let them on their sub and for a few hours everyone sat around and talked. Suddenly the sub exploded. The end.

august 28- space, 2199

"Nora just stop."

"Hank what do you want?"

"Look at me, I'm beautiful."

Nora, while trying to figure out how to stop the universe, could not believe the utter stupidity Hank possessed. Even with the entire universe collapsing, Hank never failed to convince Nora that maybe she should just let it all go.

“Hank why are you even allowed to consume oxygen you useless waste of life?”

Just then it hit her. Nora knew what she had to do. Without thinking, Nora grabbed a conveniently placed gun and killed Hank.

Remember kids, don't be a Hank during a situation.

Anyways, back to  Nora. After realizing what she did, she couldn't help but crack a smile. Suddenly she felt a terrible pulling feeling. It was pulling her outside. She stepped outside to see what looked like the sun being vacuumed up.

"well I tried"

Nora suddenly did not care anymore. Down the street she saw people running away. Disgusted at how utterly stupid and hopeless they were from the beginning. Even by just seeing these people running from the collapse of the whole universe filled her with disgust. 

"I can't believe I tried to save these people."

Going back inside she thought one last thought.

"Eh at least the cubs never won the world series"   

august 26- animal invention

What could be an animal that mankind could benefit from? I have no idea.

august 26- concert

Here I am. Standing in the apex of a concert for my favorite artist. The bass so heavy I almost feel like I'm in an earthquake. The colors, the sounds it's all so vivid and for just a moment there is nothing but this band giving it their all on the stage. The feeling of finally seeing this group and experiencing them live is almost unreal. As the night goes on ,in what feels like a matter of minutes, they finish up the last few songs and everyone goes home I want nothing more than to stay here forever. But like all things, it has to end and as I lay in my bed that night unable to sleep because of what happened I fall asleep and continue to live my life like it was just another event.

august 25- literary character

If one movie character could be real I would choose the doctor from doctor Who. Yes this is a character from a TV show but all the same he is a fictional character. Why you might ask would I want this man of any other person? Well that's simple, he has a time and space traveling machine that can go to any time or place in the universe. Beginning to end he can get there. Begging of time? he can get there (that might topple a few religions). Mars? Easy.  Anytime, anywhere he can go there. That is just simply amazing in my opinion.

august 22- wacky words

I ran to the other end of the house in a lethargic manner to grab the Frisbee for some ultimate Frisbee. As I got outside ,I lethargically ran to catch up to everyone who was eagerly waiting for me to deliver the Frisbee. lethargically  lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically. Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee. You may see these words and think "now why would you copy pasta each of them 8 times?" Well mainly its because I had to use each of them ten times a piece for a good grade in creative writing. I guess that you could say I am feeling very lethargic today. Yes I am. this post is obviously a product of 6+ hours of home work and less sleep than I would like.

http://www.123rf.com/photo_8626330_men-tired-in-the-morning.html

august 21- mystery lady

How does one describe the mystery lady in a song, poem or story? What can be said this desecration of image that is considered "art"? Or is it a miss interpretation as previously thought? What if Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso was just dating the most disgusting looking creature whoever walked the earth? I mean with a name like Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso I don't think any one could even try to write his name down. I wonder how long it took him to learn how to spell his 103 character name? Or how long it took him to remember the order. Also, who thinks up a name like this? I mean they literally had to put in every family member's name in his name. I wonder if after writng down a wehoole novelm for his name the parents though "oh sh*t he has to remember Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso for the rest of his life." I bet on the role call sheet in school they just made his name one acronym that reads PDJFDPJNMDLRCDLSTRYP. Jesus Christ that acronym is still longer than my name. Oops it looks like I have gone off topic a little bit... Tis a fine life in the mind of a law abiding ADD citizen. But tis not a fine life in the mind of a man named Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Or maybe it was. Yeah probably was I mean artitists do make quite a large slice of money.

august 20- alter ego

Of all the childhood characters, there are a few that don't quite fit the suspected persona. Like would you believe that Santa runs a sweat shop? Oh you thought that all of his elves did manual labor making clothing, toys etc... out of the goodness of their souls? Nope, Santa is a leading figure in human trafficking. I mean where would he get enough of a work force to create enough toys for every child in the world without receiving pay if not free service? and I mean he is a huge component for the buying and selling of people all his toys have to be made by hand. Such a process would take years to complete if he worked by legal standards. That is why he never leaves bills in the stockings only candy and small trinkets. But why ,then you ask, hasn't anyone gone to investigate? Because he is part of the one percent of the earth ,and no one messes with a person of that tier.

august 19 - the scariest place

What is the scariest place? Is a place where the air smells or there's blood stains? is it a place where the screams of the damned echo down long, dark corridors? To most this is entirely true but to some the scariest place is a simple home in the country surrounded by trees and mountains... but no Wi-Fi. A place where one could not take a selfie and snap chat it to a friend. A place where you cant tell all of your face book friends what you're doing every waking moment. This place seems like a store house of the deepest fears that lie inside of us reside inside of us all emerge into. Like a portal to hell
you can only stand in its wake and let this unfortunate set of events pass over. But wait what's this? your phone has found something! Can it be? It is! Unprotected Wi-Fi! You silently thank the gods for this precious gift of internet and begin to gorge  yourself in everything the information super highway has to offer when suddenly you see a message that strikes dread in you like a bombing raid siren. 5% battery remaining. You think to yourself "well that sucks better go find an outlet''. But you are in a legitimate wood cabin. And you will be staying here all month. Enjoy the nightmares.

august 15- kindergarten

Tooday wus the ferst day uv kindergarden. We drew pictures and rote about are familee. I saw a kid pick and eet his boogers It was gross. we ate lunch I had a penut butter and jelly sammich from my mommy and a note saying I love yew. then we played on the slides and playground. I like the slides they are fun. then my teacher did something reelly stupid and said we had to do work at home. I cried because school belongs in school not at home. My mommy told me that it was bad but everyone has to do it in school. I think she mayd that up because it took me all night to do it and not everyone does this. in the morning I rode my bike with my mommy to my frends house and we played for a while then we rode to skool.
I want this toy it comes with peecis that I don't have so I can build better stuff with them but not this.

august 14- gross

What is the most disgusting, vile, repulsive food based substance that I have unfortunately crossed paths with? Why that's simple, kale. This disgusting little plants looks, tastes and even smells, god forsakenly terrible. Now for those of you who have not witnessed the antichrist of vegetation allow me to explain what it is. This thing is a little wrinkly leaf looking thing that people who wish to deprive salad ,or whatever else they decide to ruin to with it, of flavor and anything that resembles goodness and enjoyment tastes not quite tasteless but almost that but with one utterly terrible experience that is it's 'flavor'. I remember the first time I tried kale, I thought "what's this little wrinkly little leaf here? Oh god save the queen it tastes like death, what did I just poison myself with?" After much interrogating of the family I discovered that the leaf wasn't actually an assassination attempt but something much more sadistic. At some point of their life, one of my parents decided that kale was to be eaten for enjoyment and not a sick joke. That parent still has not been institutionalized even after conceiving such a thought.

some real kale facts.






Ok fine, actual kale facts

august 13 - animal

august 13- animal

I am a sloth. my day has consisted of moving very slowly and doing nothing whatsoever. This day is like many others in my life and the lives of sloths. We simply sit in trees eating leaves and that's it. my extinct relatives were 20 feet tall. Now you have learned something.
here are some facts
 the dead relative ground sloth

 the living tree sloth