august 20- alter ego

Of all the childhood characters, there are a few that don't quite fit the suspected persona. Like would you believe that Santa runs a sweat shop? Oh you thought that all of his elves did manual labor making clothing, toys etc... out of the goodness of their souls? Nope, Santa is a leading figure in human trafficking. I mean where would he get enough of a work force to create enough toys for every child in the world without receiving pay if not free service? and I mean he is a huge component for the buying and selling of people all his toys have to be made by hand. Such a process would take years to complete if he worked by legal standards. That is why he never leaves bills in the stockings only candy and small trinkets. But why ,then you ask, hasn't anyone gone to investigate? Because he is part of the one percent of the earth ,and no one messes with a person of that tier.