"Nora just stop."
"Hank what do you want?"
"Look at me, I'm beautiful."
Nora, while trying to figure out how to stop the universe,
could not believe the utter stupidity Hank possessed. Even with the entire
universe collapsing, Hank never failed to convince Nora that maybe she should
just let it all go.
“Hank why are you even allowed to consume oxygen you useless
waste of life?”
Just then it hit her. Nora knew what she had to do. Without thinking, Nora grabbed a conveniently placed gun and killed Hank.
Remember kids, don't be a Hank during a situation.
Anyways, back to Nora. After realizing what she did, she couldn't help but crack a smile. Suddenly she felt a terrible pulling feeling. It was pulling her outside. She stepped outside to see what looked like the sun being vacuumed up.
"well I tried"
Nora suddenly did not care anymore. Down the street she saw people running away. Disgusted at how utterly stupid and hopeless they were from the beginning. Even by just seeing these people running from the collapse of the whole universe filled her with disgust.
"I can't believe I tried to save these people."
Going back inside she thought one last thought.
"Eh at least the cubs never won the world series"
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