December 2- secret stuff

She was talking about some sort of development of an active camouflage that renders people invisible. Sounds cool as hell.

November 21- photo bomb

There he was, his big day, the day he would get painted. He had a very fancy suit tailored just for this very special occasion. It had been a project he had saved up for, for years. Working in the factory was not a nice pay but it was enough, enough for him. When he was a young boy he always wanted to be painted. It started when He went to an art gallery, all the people looked beyond explanation. Their features were stained with painstaking effort into these pieces of canvas. Their expressions were those of dignity and pride and none looked the least bit from amazing. So he started saving, first he knew he had to have a suit. So for most of his childhood he did small jobs, but these alone would not be enough, oh no most definitely not! For he wanted the nicest suit available. All the finest materials and designs, not just anything would do. After some time he had what he felt was a sufficient amount, though he was a great deal older than when he started, his dream was still burning. He took up a job at the local factory and after a few years he had enough money to hire an artist. Finally the day had come to become his ultimate dream. So he went and got his special suit made and even bought a hat. Then he walked over to where the local artist lived and with the excitement of a child he knocked on the mans door, gave him the money and sat down to be painted. There was but one problem, the artist knew not how to paint faces. He didn't want to tell the man for fear it might crush him so he did what he could. Then it came to him, a marvelous plan! He would simply put an apple in for the man's face! Yes it was truly brilliant, the artist was pleased. So he sat down and painted the man. For almost a day he painted and the happy man didn't move an inch for the whole process. Finally the moment was upon them, the great unveiling of the painting. The ever excited man's face fell, he was one second ago the happiest man alive and now he was the saddest. For right in his picture the bricks behind him were chipped and damaged.

Actual story- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Son_of_Man

November 20- inside out

Anger punched joy then beat her to death the end. I have shit to do leave me alone.

Nocember 18- treason

Operation Valkyrie was the plot to kill Hitler and thus cause the SS, Gestapo and the SD, the three outlets of power that Hitler had over Germany. Unfortunately the plan failed and the four men involved in creating it were shot while the rest of their fellow conspirators were put in the concentration camps.

November 17- found poem

"My clothes don't need anything, I don't need anything."

"Well I do."

"No you don't"

"Want to battle?"

"No"

His eyebrows hardened, his chin trembled, no strength left.

"I'm leaving you"

"All right"

November 14- Berlin wall

The wall was more than just a wall. It severed half a country from the rest of the world. Yes it was made of cement and have physical form, but still it managed to separate East Germany from the rest of the earth. This is because the communist party in the area didn't allow imports into their country from the outside so the inhabitants were almost completely uninformed on the going on of anything outside this wall. Of course some people inside received packages from the outside but these people usually didn't want to reveal themselves for fear of prosecution. But once the wall went down the people of east Germany were, for the most part, blown away by what they saw.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Berlin%20wall%20destruction%20crew&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=berlin%20wall%20destruction%20crew&sc=0-24&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=BD9116B75560684533B4C77BA8984278DD0AF84A&selectedIndex=0

Still today even, people hold on to bits of the wall. These pieces are stained with how much graffiti was on the wall and can be found in multiple bright, colorful textures.

November 13- Macabre art

They want it, they yearn for it so. The light is so transfixing, it captures their hearts, minds and imaginations. They simply want to feel it, touch it or anyway of experiencing this beautiful thing. But they can't, they simply clamber over each other over and over until it is gone. Leaving them to their sadness. If only they hadn't been so greedy, so relentless so savage maybe, maybe one of them could have it. But they can't and they don't so all they have is each other and their sadness all inside this crippling, drowning darkness.

November 12- the faces

I feel as though the faces are yet no just consume us. They have been moving in for quite some time now and I fear for what will happen ne-

november 7- 2sp00ky4m3

To dance with dead
It means you're dead
There's no need to distress yourself
So dance with dead, because you're all dead for they will never leave you!

But if you fright way from the dead then they will surely leave you
Then they will come and drag you down where god's light will never see you

So dance, dance, dance with the dead for no sadness will ever seed you
And heed this call or be damned like them all for good shall never feel you.

october 28- mixed bag

When he unpacked his bag it hit him like a slap to the face. Vader could not believe his eyes, he forgot his charger. There was for sure no way to get a charger at Hogwarts, this place hadn't even  been around during the invention of the electric light based on the torches everywhere. Vader had always wanted some sort of powers and when he heard of Hogwarts it  sounded too good to be true. So what none of his classmates were over 20? Vader never was the social type he just sits down and goes to play on his phone usually during social hours. But now that he forgot his charger things seemed bleak. The rest of the year seemed less and less exciting as the battery percentage ticked down. Vader then snapped and force pushed the entire plot of land that was Hogwarts, across the world.

october 27-name poem

R-Reformer
U-Understandable
M-Meandering
P-Pleasant
L-Literal
E-Excitable
S-Serious
T-Typical
I-Interesting
L-Lovable
T-Talkative
S-Sensible
K-Knowledgeable
I-Integrity
N-New

october 23- punny

You think you're punny pun-k? I will pun-ish you. kek

october 21- deja vu

It has happened before. Everyone has felt it but just couldn't put their finger on it. Deja vu, that feeling that you swear you have seen something or owned something, met someone whatever it is. You feel that you remember it distinctly but still find familiarity in it. Some think it is  proof of reincarnation but some scientists believe it is simply the mind getting confused and letting off chemicals to make one feel familiar. Funny how that works, people for centuries believed that they themselves control their emotions but these same emotions can be replicated in a lab and produced. Love can literally be created. How do you feel knowing that you don't actually control your body? More so you are a small portion of the brain known as the consciousness who acts more as a driver. Imagine this, you are the captain and this body is your ship. You never told your liver to distribute the acquired nutrients to specified areas, you never commandeered the white blood cells and fought off that cold. You are merely a small section of the mind who controls many actions. Your emotions are chemicals being released, pain is an electromagnetic shock used to tell you that something needs attention. Deja vu is simply an accident in chemical distribution. Just food for thought.

october 16- rain

Rain is pretty gross. Next time it rains put a cup outside. Make sure there is nothing above it like a tree then look at the water. Look at the color. This dirty substance just went hurtling at you. Yum.

october 15- I remember when

I remember when none of my teachers liked me whatsoever for the simple reason that I did not understand the content. They never really punished me directly for it but when I asked for clarification I was greeted with a sigh and other delightful comments on how I should have attempted to listen better in class. That was third grade. To this day (my sophomore year in high school) I hardly ever ask questions. Fuck those teachers. Those teachers were cunts.

octobeer 10- biggest pet peeves

People who go to horror movies at 11:00 pm, first day showing and they bring the most obnoxiously loud baby in  the WORLD. Baby literally cries during any semi important scene and ruins half of the movie.

october 6- persona poem

Be me
23 years old
Eating spaghetti at mom's place one night
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Go home
Wake up next morning
Feel terrible
Figure out I just ate too much spaghetti last night
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Anyways, prepping for big job interview to be bomber pilot
Put on lucky sweater
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Drive to building
Place looks like heaven, even though it's just air force recruiters office
Get out of car, almost fall
Whatever I can get to the place fine
Get in building
Jesus Christ they have this place at like 100 degrees
Stomach still feels like its cooking meth
Oh well I want this job
Go to receptionist
Give her my name
She says 7th floor
Stairs and elevator broken, take the ladder
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Haven't worked out in years
Climb up ladder, all seven stories
Finally get to the place
Arms tired as hell
Sit down in office
Start talking
Its going good
suddenly stomach doesn't want this job
Puke out spaghetti
Go to clean my self
Collapse from nervous knees
Finally get up
Cant turn knob, palms so sweaty
Look back at employer
Somehow still look semi-confident
Knees weak
Arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs.

september 24- endearing quality

My most lovable quality is bar far my sense of humor. I mean realistically I am absolutely terrible at every other social skill besides that. This quality is good and bad because this means that I cant help someone who is feeling down but I can make them laugh.

october 2- the frog prince

One day there was a couple frogs who could speak English fluently enough to flirt on girls. One frog said to the other,"Bruh go kiss her over there" unfortunately our hero is a tool so he did it. When the girl heard him speak she took him and threw him across the pond killing him instantly. His friend was horrified and never spoke again.

October 1- sleeping beauty

Sleeping beauty oh sleeping beauty,
Why'd you eat that apple?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
this may be true for all people,
all the people except for you.
You got rekt and there's nothing you can do.
So sleep tight,
Have sweet dreams,
And enjoy your slumber,
for that will be your life tonight, tomorrow and forever.

At least have a nice mattress

september 25- mistake

My worst mistake would probably be getting in a  certain fight. Now this wasn't all that much of a problem in itself had I not done it near the end of the year during finals week. It happened in 8th grade and I had a conflict with another guy in the locker room after PE. I was given a 2 week suspension... with one and a half weeks left in school. I literally was counted as failing all my finals and thus failed all of my classes after working all year to keep straight B's and A's. At the end of my middle school career I had my only conflict whatsoever and I got screwed over by it.

september 23- dragon fruit

Pitaya or "Dragon fruit" is a fruit native to Southern America but is grown in mass in in East Asian and Southeast Asian countries such as Cambodia, Thailand, Taiwan, Malaysia, Vietnam, Sri Lanka, the Philippines, Indonesia and more recently Bangladesh. They are also found in Okinawa, Hawaii, Israel, northern Australia, southern China and in Cyprus. Pitaya is generally eaten in those places as well. But it can still be acquired in the states. It has a texture much like that of a kiwi but is often called bland with a touch of sweetness much like that of a melon.

HINT: Click on the picture.

september 17- alphabet soup

A specter is haunting Europe. But no one in America cares because that is Europe. Czechoslovakia might care but that's their prerogative. Does anyone know if Poland cares? Eh not really. For Christ's sake this is a boring entry. God I bet no one else is making one even nearly this boring. Hell, this topic is just difficult to write on. I mean lets be real here. Just because this class is creative writing doesn't mean everything is going to be creative. Kids take note, not every project will get the same quality level. Lets use this as an example. My story about Picasso was alright but this simply pales in comparison. Now don't try to tell me that I'm not creative I am just not all that motivated to do so. Other people may have a better time but I'm just not in that category. People are different you know? Question; what makes us all different? Really what defines us and thus makes us different is our experiences. So next time some one says we are all equal tell them that such a statement isn't all that true. They will definitely call you racist, sexist etcetera, etcetera the list goes on for ever. Understand this though, those who instantly jump to conclusions and begin labeling are weak minded peasants who see not the larger truth but only that which is directly in front of them. Vendettas have been held for those who speak the difficult truth and it is just a matter of time until these ignorant keepers of the vendetta realize the wrong in their logic. While this seems like it would solve the problem these people may wish to pursue their previous logic in hopes of not looking foolish. X-rays were an example of such foolishness, people thought they were evil and showed death. Zero people believe this today.

september 16- the spoon's perspective

It was terrible. I was just sitting in the drawer with my friends when suddenly one of them grabbed me and few other utensils and put us out on a table. Then they put out plates and bowls of steaming hot substances. Then they sat down and shoved us into these hot substances, head first. Then the horror began, we were then put in and out of their mouths without cease just for the purpose of maiming us and showing us how low we are. Then they took us and washed us with hot water to try and compensate for this cruel act. I am here now in a broken steam room for compensation. This steam room is so dark and there is liquid water being blasted at me.

september 15- what the deuce?

In Marc Chagall's painting there is a lot of crazy stuff going down. First of all there are a bunch of random animals doing even more abstract actions all around what looks like a woman in a wedding gown with red on it. Around her there is a goat playing a violin, a couple dudes doing absolutely noting and then some one holding her head. This is art.

september 11- "pumped up kicks"

How does one begin to explain the shocking resemblance of a school shooting that this song possesses?  All the kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run, out run my gun.

I'm just going to leave it at that.

my creative writing teacher... lol

i.e.; "Ask your kids..."
    -Wall-e film study assignment in a high school class

september 9- Hugo review

Hugo is a movie about a boy who maintains the clock within a train station and has done so for years. While doing this task Hugo has been trying to assemble a steam-punk style robot that's whole purpose is to draw a picture. Hugo's father started this project after finding the robot in a museum. Sadly his father is killed in a museum fire and Hugo is sent to help his uncle to work the clock. Hugo's uncle dies and Hugo is left to maintain the clocks of the train station by himself. Hugo does not know how to receive the money earned by his fathers business so Hugo has to steal food to survive. Unfortunately in the station the guard there doesn't like him very much and often has to chase him around. This is Hugo.

september 8- America, fairyville...?

 

Jefferson woke up after a few centuries of sleep to find that his once green lush home had now changed to in habit humans, advanced humans at that. Jefferson was puzzled, how could such a home as his be devastated as it had? Suddenly one human, a child, grabbed our confused friend Jefferson and threw him in a glass container. This was very startling because as Jefferson recalled children don't usually take prisoners like this. Jefferson figured that this situation was not in the least bit comfortable so he tried to break open his container. He summoned the most powerful spell his little mind could bring to life and threw it at the wall of the container. Nothing. Jefferson was shocked, how could such a container resist a spell of such caliber? The child on the other hand saw this and couldn't believe his eyes. He quickly grabbed the container and ran inside his dwelling, as Jefferson assumed, and to his parents. His parents didn't seem the least bit interested they merely continued to talk to what looked like pieces of stone. The child soon gave up on getting their attention and ran to a higher level of the dwelling and ,with great force, shut a door to his room. Then the child made his biggest mistake, he opened the container. Jefferson saw this opportunity to escape and flew towards a perfect square hole in the wall. Jefferson went through what felt like a strong spider web and was free. It was exciting at first to be free but then Jefferson realized that this new world is nothing like what he was used to. There were forests but they were all held captive behind wooden walls. Jefferson was terribly confused but he didn't have much time to think because the child took Jefferson and gave him to a cat. Jefferson felt his wings torn from his body and let out a scream. He summoned a fire spell and sent a ball of fire at this terrible creature. The cat caught fire but only seconds later the boy had the cat extinguished. This time there was no mercy in the attack and Jefferson was bit in half.

september 5- king tut

King tut was just hanging out in his palace when suddenly some aliens from space showed up. They took a tour above Egypt in a small ship then grabbed tut, tossed him in another ship and flew away.  Poor tut didn't know what hit him, he thought that they were gods of some sort so he praised them in Egypt. Tut them died of chemicals he was exposed to.

 

september 4- historical accuracy

Alien spotted on Empire state building!

April 16 1932

 

Atop the newly constructed Empire state building, two men were cleaning the windows and thought they saw something that looked like an alien. They cried out to someone in the building but when they looked away they suddenly had no recollection of what the commotion was about. Charles Dalton, a man who works in the building, was watching them from inside the building. He describes them as being frantic but then suddenly confused. Charles mentioned it was like they had forgotten what they saw...They then turned back to the roof and again had the same look of terror strewn on their face. The workers tried to yell to Charles inside and, like clockwork, they just simply forgot whatever they saw. The CIA says that because of how high up the men were and the chemicals used to clean the windows they could be delirious due to lack of oxygen and surplus other gasses. Memory loss and hallucinations are a common side effect of this line of work. But is it possible that these men were having no hallucinations at all? Since this incident both men have not been reported missing by their families but that report can no longer be found. Some think that they have been taken for interrogation on what they saw or abducted by said aliens. The executive officer of national defense has released his statement declaring that this is "nothing more than cleaning chemicals and altitude." This statement is in question though since any photographers trying to photograph the scene have been denied access to the roof.

 

BREAKING NEWS

One of our own reporters gained access to the roof and captured this picture of what seems to be a police box from downtown on the roof of the building. The box has no markings of being brought up by force and is far too large to have been moved through the building. Our reporter did find something but he just can't remember exactly what it was. He just remembered running away for some reason. . Amongst that our reporter also mentioned seeing officials known as the acu everywhere in the building sections that have been quarantined off. 

 

We're sorry for this inconvenience but some information and photos in this article compromise national security and must be edited.

Our deepest sincerity, Homeland security.

 

 

 



august 29- two moons

After surfacing, the team was puzzled but at the same time fascinated. After a 20 minute argument they concluded that somehow they had gone from earth to some other planet. But how? Did some sort of wormhole open up while they were under water? That was the only logical explanation. Suddenly a highly damaged civilian boat floated up next to them. Apparently they had been out sailing and suddenly were sucked under water. Everyone passed out and when they woke up their boat was almost destroyed but no one remembered how they got to this strange new place. All they knew was that it was not earth. The team let them on their sub and for a few hours everyone sat around and talked. Suddenly the sub exploded. The end.

august 28- space, 2199

"Nora just stop."

"Hank what do you want?"

"Look at me, I'm beautiful."

Nora, while trying to figure out how to stop the universe, could not believe the utter stupidity Hank possessed. Even with the entire universe collapsing, Hank never failed to convince Nora that maybe she should just let it all go.

“Hank why are you even allowed to consume oxygen you useless waste of life?”

Just then it hit her. Nora knew what she had to do. Without thinking, Nora grabbed a conveniently placed gun and killed Hank.

Remember kids, don't be a Hank during a situation.

Anyways, back to  Nora. After realizing what she did, she couldn't help but crack a smile. Suddenly she felt a terrible pulling feeling. It was pulling her outside. She stepped outside to see what looked like the sun being vacuumed up.

"well I tried"

Nora suddenly did not care anymore. Down the street she saw people running away. Disgusted at how utterly stupid and hopeless they were from the beginning. Even by just seeing these people running from the collapse of the whole universe filled her with disgust. 

"I can't believe I tried to save these people."

Going back inside she thought one last thought.

"Eh at least the cubs never won the world series"   

august 26- animal invention

What could be an animal that mankind could benefit from? I have no idea.

august 26- concert

Here I am. Standing in the apex of a concert for my favorite artist. The bass so heavy I almost feel like I'm in an earthquake. The colors, the sounds it's all so vivid and for just a moment there is nothing but this band giving it their all on the stage. The feeling of finally seeing this group and experiencing them live is almost unreal. As the night goes on ,in what feels like a matter of minutes, they finish up the last few songs and everyone goes home I want nothing more than to stay here forever. But like all things, it has to end and as I lay in my bed that night unable to sleep because of what happened I fall asleep and continue to live my life like it was just another event.

august 25- literary character

If one movie character could be real I would choose the doctor from doctor Who. Yes this is a character from a TV show but all the same he is a fictional character. Why you might ask would I want this man of any other person? Well that's simple, he has a time and space traveling machine that can go to any time or place in the universe. Beginning to end he can get there. Begging of time? he can get there (that might topple a few religions). Mars? Easy.  Anytime, anywhere he can go there. That is just simply amazing in my opinion.

august 22- wacky words

I ran to the other end of the house in a lethargic manner to grab the Frisbee for some ultimate Frisbee. As I got outside ,I lethargically ran to catch up to everyone who was eagerly waiting for me to deliver the Frisbee. lethargically  lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically lethargically. Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee Frisbee. You may see these words and think "now why would you copy pasta each of them 8 times?" Well mainly its because I had to use each of them ten times a piece for a good grade in creative writing. I guess that you could say I am feeling very lethargic today. Yes I am. this post is obviously a product of 6+ hours of home work and less sleep than I would like.

http://www.123rf.com/photo_8626330_men-tired-in-the-morning.html

august 21- mystery lady

How does one describe the mystery lady in a song, poem or story? What can be said this desecration of image that is considered "art"? Or is it a miss interpretation as previously thought? What if Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso was just dating the most disgusting looking creature whoever walked the earth? I mean with a name like Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso I don't think any one could even try to write his name down. I wonder how long it took him to learn how to spell his 103 character name? Or how long it took him to remember the order. Also, who thinks up a name like this? I mean they literally had to put in every family member's name in his name. I wonder if after writng down a wehoole novelm for his name the parents though "oh sh*t he has to remember Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso for the rest of his life." I bet on the role call sheet in school they just made his name one acronym that reads PDJFDPJNMDLRCDLSTRYP. Jesus Christ that acronym is still longer than my name. Oops it looks like I have gone off topic a little bit... Tis a fine life in the mind of a law abiding ADD citizen. But tis not a fine life in the mind of a man named Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Or maybe it was. Yeah probably was I mean artitists do make quite a large slice of money.

august 20- alter ego

Of all the childhood characters, there are a few that don't quite fit the suspected persona. Like would you believe that Santa runs a sweat shop? Oh you thought that all of his elves did manual labor making clothing, toys etc... out of the goodness of their souls? Nope, Santa is a leading figure in human trafficking. I mean where would he get enough of a work force to create enough toys for every child in the world without receiving pay if not free service? and I mean he is a huge component for the buying and selling of people all his toys have to be made by hand. Such a process would take years to complete if he worked by legal standards. That is why he never leaves bills in the stockings only candy and small trinkets. But why ,then you ask, hasn't anyone gone to investigate? Because he is part of the one percent of the earth ,and no one messes with a person of that tier.

august 19 - the scariest place

What is the scariest place? Is a place where the air smells or there's blood stains? is it a place where the screams of the damned echo down long, dark corridors? To most this is entirely true but to some the scariest place is a simple home in the country surrounded by trees and mountains... but no Wi-Fi. A place where one could not take a selfie and snap chat it to a friend. A place where you cant tell all of your face book friends what you're doing every waking moment. This place seems like a store house of the deepest fears that lie inside of us reside inside of us all emerge into. Like a portal to hell
you can only stand in its wake and let this unfortunate set of events pass over. But wait what's this? your phone has found something! Can it be? It is! Unprotected Wi-Fi! You silently thank the gods for this precious gift of internet and begin to gorge  yourself in everything the information super highway has to offer when suddenly you see a message that strikes dread in you like a bombing raid siren. 5% battery remaining. You think to yourself "well that sucks better go find an outlet''. But you are in a legitimate wood cabin. And you will be staying here all month. Enjoy the nightmares.

august 15- kindergarten

Tooday wus the ferst day uv kindergarden. We drew pictures and rote about are familee. I saw a kid pick and eet his boogers It was gross. we ate lunch I had a penut butter and jelly sammich from my mommy and a note saying I love yew. then we played on the slides and playground. I like the slides they are fun. then my teacher did something reelly stupid and said we had to do work at home. I cried because school belongs in school not at home. My mommy told me that it was bad but everyone has to do it in school. I think she mayd that up because it took me all night to do it and not everyone does this. in the morning I rode my bike with my mommy to my frends house and we played for a while then we rode to skool.
I want this toy it comes with peecis that I don't have so I can build better stuff with them but not this.

august 14- gross

What is the most disgusting, vile, repulsive food based substance that I have unfortunately crossed paths with? Why that's simple, kale. This disgusting little plants looks, tastes and even smells, god forsakenly terrible. Now for those of you who have not witnessed the antichrist of vegetation allow me to explain what it is. This thing is a little wrinkly leaf looking thing that people who wish to deprive salad ,or whatever else they decide to ruin to with it, of flavor and anything that resembles goodness and enjoyment tastes not quite tasteless but almost that but with one utterly terrible experience that is it's 'flavor'. I remember the first time I tried kale, I thought "what's this little wrinkly little leaf here? Oh god save the queen it tastes like death, what did I just poison myself with?" After much interrogating of the family I discovered that the leaf wasn't actually an assassination attempt but something much more sadistic. At some point of their life, one of my parents decided that kale was to be eaten for enjoyment and not a sick joke. That parent still has not been institutionalized even after conceiving such a thought.

some real kale facts.






Ok fine, actual kale facts

august 13 - animal

august 13- animal

I am a sloth. my day has consisted of moving very slowly and doing nothing whatsoever. This day is like many others in my life and the lives of sloths. We simply sit in trees eating leaves and that's it. my extinct relatives were 20 feet tall. Now you have learned something.
here are some facts
 the dead relative ground sloth

 the living tree sloth